Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Beard of Destiny Master Plan

The Beard of Destiny has come up with what he believes is a fantastic idea and he's willing to sacrifice himself to accomplish it.

Rob a bank.

His idea stems from the fact that I look completely different with a Beard of Destiny. I resemble a cross between Grizzly Adams and the Unabomber.

I know. Totally attractive and hot.

The Beard of Destiny has come up with the entire plan and my only duty is to drive the getaway car.

That's right. Just like in the movies.

So according to the Beard of Destiny, I must enter a banking establishment, hand them a note demanding a boatload of cash and then I exit.

Once we make it to the hideout, I'm to shave my beard, dye my hair black and resume my life.

And we split the cash and go our separate ways.

That's right, the Beard of Destiny is a huge fan of Harrison Ford in "The Fugitive."

My next post will either be from the Greek Isles or prison.

Thank you and good night.

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