Monday, December 08, 2008

Balance Daniel Son

After thirty-seven years of mediocre existence on this fabulously entertaining yet totally ridiculous rock, I have come to one very valuable conclusion.

The Universe eventually balances itself out.

It may take massive amounts of minutes or yammering yards of years, but it does happen.

And I can prove it.

That's right, this numb skull desert rat who survived kidney disease and plaid pants will provide you with a simple phrase that will make my personal belief a bonafide fact.

Are you prepared for this momentous occasion? Are you sure?

Okay, here goes.

The One Phrase That Will Prove the Universe Always Balances Itself Out:

O.J. Simpson.

Thank you and good night.

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